Love, pull your sore ribs in

Finally, back at home. Yes, I'm in Tuscaloosa. Yes, I'm on campus. Yes, I'm at my dorm. But most importantly, I am in the warm spot!

I've got my Coca-Cola Vanilla Zero.

I've got my cucumber-provolone-hummus on sourdough sandwich.

And I've got my 555 Filter King cigarettes.

These are the only cigarettes that still give me a buzz.  It may be the triple shot of tobacco in each one...

Good day. Good day.

In other news, Classy has released its first EP! It's rough. It sounds like it was made in a basement. But it's finally here! Yay! Best Tegan and Sara cover ever? I think so. "Not Tonight" is where it's at.

http://apps.facebook.com/ilike/artist/Hidden+Classy

Austin was all it could be and more. From meeting the pretty girl I saw on the bus at a party to hearing Mother Falcon live after much anticipation to hanging out with my favorite people from St. Hugh's College... It was a hipster trip to top all hipster outings in the most hipster of towns. From my dress to the concerts to the smoking, it was all hipster.

As the wind picks up, I will retire to my other home - the cave under the stairs - to wait for my compadres to return home and read up on transgenderism from Kate Bornstein.

P.S. I may or may not have made out with a fifteen year old. As long as she's cute, right?